Skip to main content
_FB_2018-Icons-finalized-cleaned-up_new_FB_2018-Icons-finalized-cleaned-up_newGroup 9
Scroll to top

5 Fun Self-Storage Commercials

If you’re in the self-storage business – or any business – take some marketing inspiration from these five commercials.

Access Self Storage “Pink Elephant”

This ad has everything: a lovely romance, high-stakes drama, and a grown man in a bizarre pink elephant suit.

So many questions.

Why has the guy concealed his profession from his lady friend? What does she think he does for a living? What, exactly, is this guy’s job?

And does he really drive with the mask on?

Hat tip to Inside Self-Storage for highlighting this one.

Goosebumps | Guardian Self Storage

What’s funnier – the man talking about his car as if it’s a woman, or the announcer assuring the viewer that Guardian Self Storage does indeed have storage?

Hey, wait a minute – is that guy drinking a big glass of water?


Here’s another ad with a clear story arc. The day is saved by – you guessed it – a self-storage business.

The acting is nothing if not expressive, but the ad does have at least one plot hole. If the girl’s nummy is so cherished, what is it doing at a self-storage facility? Maybe it’s explained in the director’s cut.

“Out the Closest” – Hawai’i Self Storage

Follow the bouncing baseball as some goofy people and a safe-shaped mascot put a self-storage spin on “Take Me Out to the Ball Game.”

If you’re really into self-storage song parodies, the company also spoofed Gangnam Style. Of all the Psy parodies out there, it’s definitely one of the most storage-centered ones.

Fyshwick Self Storage Commercial

Looking for a more original self-storage song? This doesn’t appear to be a parody, although the music could plausibly be one of the background tracks that comes with a synthesizer keyboard.

What really sells this tune is the vocal performance. All together now: Fyshwick . . . FYSHWICK SELF STORAGE!

Marketing your self-storage facility can be a fun part of your business. But you also need solid banking assistance. At First Bank, we’ll work hard to meet the specific banking needs of your self-storage business. Because we’re part of your community – and you’re part of ours.

Contact First Bank today or stop by a location near you.

Trending Topics

Finance 101: Banking Basics

Finance 101: Investing in your financial future is one of the smartest things you can do. But there is more to building healthy finances than simply stashing away extra cash in your piggy bank. In this...

Savings Account Interest Rates in South Carolina

Whether you’re searching for savings account interest rates in South Carolina, looking for an account with a higher rate of return, in the market for a long-term savings strategy with tax advantages, or looking to...

Financial Institution: Definition and What to Look For

The definition of a financial institution typically describes an establishment that completes and facilitates monetary transactions, such as loans, mortgages, and deposits. Financial institutions are a place where...

Best Business Checking Accounts in Asheville, NC

If you own a business, or are looking to start one, you might be worrying about where to put your money, among other things—don’t worry, we understand. At First Bank¹, we are dedicated to helping local...

Best Small Business Bank – Florence, SC

Florence, South Carolina boasts one of the best business climates in the southeast. The city of Florence is bustling with shops, restaurants, festivals, farmers markets, and much more. If you’re looking for a great...

Best Savings Account – North Carolina

Finding some of the best savings account in North Carolina may seem like a difficult task. After all, there are hundreds of North Carolina banks offering savings accounts. How do you go about determining which account is...

How to Get Debit Card Rewards Points

Choosing the best bank to use can be a task. You might consider mobile banking options, whether they offer home loans or competitive rates, and how quickly and easily you can open an account. One important thing you may...

What Is a Child Savings Account?

“What is a child savings account?” In a child savings account, you can deposit spare change, birthday money and other loose funds to accrue some interest throughout their childhood. This teaches children...

Compare First Time Mortgage Rates with First Bank

When you’re ready to buy a house, it’s easy to get caught up in all of the excitement of shopping and forget about the financial aspect. Once you’ve found the perfect house, the first thing you may be...

Small Business Loans Made Easy – First Bank of North Carolina

North Carolina is a smart choice for any entrepreneur looking to start a business. The state encourages its residents and visitors to shop local. Organizations like Shop Local Raleigh and Got To Be NC have popped up all...